Your Royal Minus
Will cross that line hundred yards at a time
Instill all of my feelings on this rhyme
Understand this is my way of coping
Stand in line? Why? Can’t partake in voting
Dream crushed you say? Nah, here is the yorker
Seam at his legs that discarded joker
Notably tackling this confederate
Totally done being considerate
Feedback for you in the form of a diss
Track these words carefully so you don’t miss
That I am a goddamn force of nature
Doormat, you’re just a pathetic creature
Get this broken orange pekoe some tea
Bet this boaster doesn’t have a rupee
Excuse me kindly your royal minus
Bemuse me later, relax your sinus
Better ask your caddie for some tissues
Hater, you got serious daddy issues
Daddy really could not buy you any class?
Laddie, is that why you are so damn crass?
Short of love? By orders of magnitude
Support your need for constant gratitude
Only a magazine to stroke ego?
Holy! That too far? Wonderful, BINGO!
Wife is keep going to shoo you away
Strife! She will leave you, I have seen this play
Blight House has another new opening?
Right. No, not volunteering, just stating.
Amen! Grab that pussycat on your head
When you wake up by yourself in your bed
Putting on that old 80s tuxedo
Ignoring people of Puerto Rico
Hold another rally, create a mob
Told you are desperate for a fan job
Ribs on your gold plate we believe are prime
Ad libs your way to another hate crime
World-class disaster, much like Chernobyl
Gas you spew can’t hold flame, far from noble
Commander-in-grief, speaker of nothing
Slander is not noticing you bluffing
Sir, next time you spread hate on Fox News live
Answer to life, universe ain’t 45
Civil War: Part 2? Being a hero?
Snivel for a repeat. Score? Two-zero.
Tweet, carry on all that senseless yapping
Browbeat! Life you have, so embarrassing
Last you learnt something? Your adolescence.
Vast, the number of critical lessons
Core math you know? Written on a pencil
For psych disorders, you are the stencil
Being in eternal truth denial
Aging, moldy potato you’re senile
Taxes don’t pay, but talk up privilege
Masses of Joes barely hanging on edge
Bore through another bucket of sherbet
More nominations? Another pervert!
Strive hard to make sure yet more kids are jailed
Contrive not, your fine legacy is nailed
Brought the GOP quickly to its knees
Sort only welcomes Gropers Only Please
Coup that occurred is extremely murky
Who invited this virus? The party?
Foresee no need for reporter Tintin
We know you’d do anything for Putin
Remarry now three-ways with him and Kim
Dowry you give them will be rather slim
Task before trying to ascend the throne
Ask Pomfrey to fast grow your first backbone
Think you’re a king? Not even a spare pawn
Sink yourself with lies, time’s up on this con
Simply you’re divergence of a B-field
Clearly, rest of your time you should just yield
Unfit, you can’t jump a 2-inch hurdle
Admit you would lose to a dead turtle
Know what most of us would really prefer
Throw this rodent on a Hohmann transfer
Remember you are in the micro-scale
November will be in the Richter scale